We know, sigh. Fish in bags are Bad and absolutely, definitely N.O .. BUT THEY'RE SO PRETTY AND I WANTS ONE!!!! You can't have one, but you can have this blazing orange neon that we guarantee is totes fish-friendly and the goldies will love you for it. There, see? Everyone's happy!
Aaaah, the beloved bumper car or, as known colloquially, "Driving School". It won't steer, it's got a mind of its own and you come out black-and-blue; the British guide to cars in one shiny, fun little package, including admiring your mani against the wheel. Beep beep!
Scream yourself stupid as you fight off everything from lumbering mummies, Frankenstein's monster and the inept fumblings of your teenage boyfriend. But your nails will make the ghastliest ghoulie green with envy as you slap down the myriad horrors of Ye Olde Haunted House.
Wind up your rod and cast wide, see what you can reel in. A cute little rubber ducky? The ear attached to the fella that runs the show? Or, if your luck is really in, this spectacularly brazen polish, louder than a tuba and twice as bright. Prrrrarrrp!
Who doesn't love a mighty pink stick big enough to satisfy the most demanding appetite? The tempting treat that lasts long after the fair has left town; sweet, naughty .. and where else have I seen that particular pink? Hmmm ..
OMIGOD OMIGOD THERE'S A PURPLE DINO! The motherlode of the lairiest stuffed toys on earth; square up to the shooting gallery, fire your load and hit the jackpot. Winnings: one lurid stuffed dinosaur and the most Extra neon purple nails you could possibly imagine.